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Things you shouldn’t named your child:
- Aiden/Ayden/Aydin
- Madison
- Skyler, really anything ending in -yler.
- Kaylee/Caylee/Kayleigh
these names are ugly and make your kid look stupid.
AT LEAST THEY WOULD HAVE NAMES.
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WHAAAT?!?!
Nutella plant in new jersey!?!? Why didn’t I know this?!? Why didn’t I know my state was known for more than just fist-pumping, over bronzed retards?!?!?! I am now content living here… But only for another year haha :)!
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this girl and boy are about to be sophomores in high school or something
oh my god.
koala tea.
…..guys are you fucking kidding me?
i know, right?!
fucking idiots.what is this?!?! freakin third couple to get engaged this year while still in high school. gotta love this town….
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i despise the Fred episode of iCarly, as well as the pie one and the “i date a bad boy” one
seriously. bad lessons.
i completely agree.
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BAHAHAHA FUCK
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Oh hey,
I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot. I AM A FUCKING IDIOT.
Ohhhhhh, and I can’t sleep.
And I have a doctors appointment in ohh about 2 1/2 hours. Not sleeping helps with the whole waking up on time thing :) -
ahhh!!!
Bug spray is just a load of bullshit. I just spent a good 15 minutes spraying my six foot frame so I can watch this goddamn meteor shower with out being eaten alive by Mosquitos and I have already been bitten about 18 times and there are clouds so I can’t even see the effin meteors.
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betweenthekitchenandthebedroom:
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betweenthekitchenandthebedroom:
betweenthekitchenandthebedroom:
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BIGGEST FUCKIN MARSHMALLOW I HAVE EVER CONSUMED!!!!!
who’s up for a bon fire with these shits when its not supposed to rain?!?!?
No one. Your only friends are me and two dogs. And one of the dogs is afraid of fire.
…and my dog isnt allowed near fire. he tries to jump in the fire pit. so it’lll me and a bag of jumbo marshmallows. AND WE WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME BECAUSE IM THE PRETTIEST MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL.
dont hate me cuz you aint me
STOP STEALING MY SAYINGS.
FUCKING WHORETHATS WHY I SAID IT YA LITTLE SHIT!
DON’T CALL ME LITTLE! AT LEAST I DON’T HIT MY HEAD ON THE CEILING WHEN I STAND UP. AND I CAN FIT THROUGH DOORWAYS WITHOUT DUCKING. JUST GO MARRY PAT ALREADY AND HOP OFF BRO.
THAT WAS ONE TIME!!!! AND JOEY IS PLANNING OUT YOUR LIFE AS WE SPEAK! STOP TALKING TO ME AND GET BACK IN HIS KITCHEN LIKE A REAL WOMAN!
JOEY STOPPED THAT A WHILE AGO. AND AT LEAST I KNOW MY PLACE. THE BACKGROUND OF THIS PICTURE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A BEDROOM OR A KITCHEN.
IM TENDING TO THE FIRE!!!!!! CANT YOU SEE THE FIREPLACE????????
THATS PATS JOB. LOOKS LIKE HES SLAKING. AND YOU DON’T SEEM TO HAVE ANY BLACK EYES. MAN, HE REALLY ISN’T DOING A GOOD JOB WITH YOU.
WHY HASNT JOEY KICKED YOU OFF OF THE COMPUTER YET?!?!?!
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betweenthekitchenandthebedroom:
betweenthekitchenandthebedroom:
betweenthekitchenandthebedroom:
betweenthekitchenandthebedroom:
BIGGEST FUCKIN MARSHMALLOW I HAVE EVER CONSUMED!!!!!
who’s up for a bon fire with these shits when its not supposed to rain?!?!?
No one. Your only friends are me and two dogs. And one of the dogs is afraid of fire.
…and my dog isnt allowed near fire. he tries to jump in the fire pit. so it’lll me and a bag of jumbo marshmallows. AND WE WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME BECAUSE IM THE PRETTIEST MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL.
dont hate me cuz you aint me
STOP STEALING MY SAYINGS.
FUCKING WHORETHATS WHY I SAID IT YA LITTLE SHIT!
DON’T CALL ME LITTLE! AT LEAST I DON’T HIT MY HEAD ON THE CEILING WHEN I STAND UP. AND I CAN FIT THROUGH DOORWAYS WITHOUT DUCKING. JUST GO MARRY PAT ALREADY AND HOP OFF BRO.
THAT WAS ONE TIME!!!! AND JOEY IS PLANNING OUT YOUR LIFE AS WE SPEAK! STOP TALKING TO ME AND GET BACK IN HIS KITCHEN LIKE A REAL WOMAN!
JOEY STOPPED THAT A WHILE AGO. AND AT LEAST I KNOW MY PLACE. THE BACKGROUND OF THIS PICTURE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A BEDROOM OR A KITCHEN.
IM TENDING TO THE FIRE!!!!!! CANT YOU SEE THE FIREPLACE????????
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