August 2010
26 posts
turbochrist:
Things you shouldn’t named your child:
Aiden/Ayden/Aydin
Madison
Skyler, really anything ending in -yler.
Kaylee/Caylee/Kayleigh
these names are ugly and make your kid look stupid.
AT LEAST THEY WOULD HAVE NAMES.
WHAAAT?!?!
Nutella plant in new jersey!?!? Why didn’t I know this?!? Why didn’t I know my state was known for more than just fist-pumping, over bronzed retards?!?!?! I am now content living here… But only for another year haha :)!
i despise the Fred episode of iCarly, as well as...
pajama-sam:
seriously. bad lessons.
i completely agree.
Oh hey,
I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot. I AM A FUCKING IDIOT.
Ohhhhhh, and I can’t sleep.
And I have a doctors appointment in ohh about 2 1/2 hours. Not sleeping helps with the whole waking up on time thing :)
ahhh!!!
Bug spray is just a load of bullshit. I just spent a good 15 minutes spraying my six foot frame so I can watch this goddamn meteor shower with out being eaten alive by Mosquitos and I have already been bitten about 18 times and there are clouds so I can’t even see the effin meteors.
kay....so,
i must go shopping. i must buy every single turtleneck sweater i see. EVERY SINGLE ONE. then for the rest of eternity i will wear turtlenecks or something along the same lines with an equal amount of coverage on my chest. or i might become muslim (i think its muslim) and wear the full dress thingys so all people can see are my eyes, which is good because i enjoy my eyes. or maybe ill become a nun,...
June 2010
17 posts
Suck it.: Day 1 — Your Best Friend →
Dear Johnny,
Where to start. Well, we’ve certainly been through a lot together. You’re always on my side and whether or not you publicly display your opinions I know you’ve always got my back. We’ve been friends since like 7th grade but we only got really close this year after “the…
“will you be my friend?
we can go to the movies.
WE CAN BE LIKE BUZZ AND WOODY.”
May 2010
30 posts
☆fuck yeah, germany☆: a list of things to remember... →
1. Say “sie” instead of “du” when talking to someone you don’t really know, or someone you respect. It’s more polite.
2. Don’t be surprised if you get alot of handshakes.
3. Don’t ask how are you unless you are ready for what would usually be a detailed response. In English, how are you has just…
Wanna make pancakes with me?!?!?!
WELL, DO YA?!?!?!?!? DO YA?!