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betweenthekitchenandthebedroom:

bamsayssuckit:

betweenthekitchenandthebedroom:

bamsayssuckit:

betweenthekitchenandthebedroom:

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bamsayssuckit:

betweenthekitchenandthebedroom:

BIGGEST FUCKIN MARSHMALLOW I HAVE EVER CONSUMED!!!!!

who’s up for a bon fire with these shits when its not supposed to rain?!?!?

No one. Your only friends are me and two dogs. And one of the dogs is afraid of fire.

 …and my dog isnt allowed near fire. he tries to jump in the fire pit. so it’lll me and a bag of jumbo marshmallows. AND WE WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME BECAUSE IM THE PRETTIEST MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL.

dont hate me cuz you aint me

STOP STEALING MY SAYINGS. 

FUCKING WHORE

 THATS WHY I SAID IT YA LITTLE SHIT!

DON’T CALL ME LITTLE! AT LEAST I DON’T HIT MY HEAD ON THE CEILING WHEN I STAND UP. AND I CAN FIT THROUGH DOORWAYS WITHOUT DUCKING. JUST GO MARRY PAT ALREADY AND HOP OFF BRO.

 THAT WAS ONE TIME!!!! AND JOEY IS PLANNING OUT YOUR LIFE AS WE SPEAK! STOP TALKING TO ME AND GET BACK IN HIS KITCHEN LIKE A REAL WOMAN!

JOEY STOPPED THAT A WHILE AGO. AND AT LEAST I KNOW MY PLACE. THE BACKGROUND OF THIS PICTURE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A BEDROOM OR A KITCHEN. 

 IM TENDING TO THE FIRE!!!!!! CANT YOU SEE THE FIREPLACE????????

THATS PATS JOB. LOOKS LIKE HES SLAKING. AND YOU DON’T SEEM TO HAVE ANY BLACK EYES. MAN, HE REALLY ISN’T DOING A GOOD JOB WITH YOU.

 WHY HASNT JOEY KICKED YOU OFF OF THE COMPUTER YET?!?!?!

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